Categories: Pork, Ceideburg 2 
      Yield: 1 servings 
  
--------------------------------SECRET SAUCE-------------------------------- 
      1    Bottle ketchup, 32 ounce 
           -large size (Heinz is my 
           -favorite) 
    2/3 sm Jar prepared yellow mustard 
           -(ie. French's) 
    1/2 lb Dark brown sugar 
    1/3 lg Onion, chopped coarsely 
      3 tb Distilled white vinegar 
      2 lg Lemons, sliced 
           Tabasco hot sauce to taste 
           -(3 drops to 1/2 ts) 
           Ground black pepper to 
           -taste (lots of it) 
           No salt (plenty in the 
           -ketchup) 
  
  Preparation time:  1/2 day, but constant attention is not required. 
   
  Simmer the sauce, stirring until the sugar is melted.  Then, stir 
  occasionally for a few minutes while the oil is drawn out of the 
  lemon. Do not allow to scorch.  Remove from heat and set aside. 
   
  Broil the ribs flesh side up until browned.  Turn and cook flesh side 
  down, brown again.  Now brush both sides with some of the sauce and 
  cook on each side for five minutes.  Do not let them burn or blacken! 
  The RIBS at this point look good, but they are still raw. 
   
  Cut the ribs apart and dip each rib in the sauce.  Pile the ribs high 
  on a full-sized oven broiler rack and pan, and pour any remaining 
  sauce, less a cup or so, over the ribs. 
   
  Cover the ribs with heavy-duty aluminium foil, tucking in around the 
  outside edge of the pan to make an airtight container. Cook in the 
  oven at 325F for 2 hours. 
   
  Remove from oven and open very carefully.  Beware the live steam that 
  will rush out.  Allow to sit, opened for a few minutes. 
   
  The end result is smoked, steamed, tender meat which falls from the 
  bones. All fat is rendered and drains into the pan. 
   
  Use leftover sauce when warming over the second day. 
   
  SAUCE VARIATION: Molasses, tomato paste, onion, spices 
   
  Unfortunately I don't have anyplace to grill outdoors so can first 
  part of the recipe (which calls for outdoor grilling) be substituted 
  by putting the ribs in the oven? 
   
  Rinse and dry ribs; then cut apart.  Heat about 3 cups oil in a wok. 
  When very hot, add ribs in small batches and fry until brown and 
  crispy, about 5 minutes.  Remove and drain. 
   
  [They are absolutely delicious at this point.  Once I forgot to make 
  the sauce until I was half done eating the ribs!  They're great 
  served at this point with various Chinese dips ++mustard with a dish 
  of chopped scallions, hoisin sauce, chili sauces, etc.  S.C.] 
   
  Combine sugar, vinegar, salt and soy sauce.  Remove oil from wok; 
  return wok to stove and turn heat to high.  When hot, add vinegar 
  mixture. Cook, stirring, over high heat until syrupy.  Add ribs; toss 
  in the mixture until well coated.  Serve warm or at room temperature. 
   
  San Francisco Chronicle, date unknown... 
   
  I have never tried that, but I suspect a compromise could be worked. 
  Most of the actual cooking occurs during the oven portion.  The 
  purpose of the outdoor grilling is to both sear and seal the meat, 
  and impart the unique flavor of barbecue to the ribs by exposing it 
  to the smoke created when the drippings from the meat vaporize on the 
  hot briquets.  An additional (and desirable) flavor is also imparted 
  to the meat if real charcoal briquets are used. 
   
  The addition of the "Secret Sauce" during the last portion of the 
  outdoor phase also contributes to the taste. 
   
  As a non-outside alternative, I would suggest oven broiling of the 
  ribs as a substitute for the outdoor searing.  During the final 
  portion, the coating of the slabs could still be done (the 5 minutes 
  per side part). 
   
  To possibly aid in giving a barbecue-like flavor, a drop or two of 
  liquid smoke could be added **only** to the small portion of the 
  sauce that is used to coat the ribs during the searing process. 
  There's a possibility the time under the broiler may need to be 
  shortened when compared with the outside method. 
   
  Liquid smoke is a very potent ingredient, and I have never found it 
  satisfactory for my own use.  Obviously, some must, as it is still 
  sold. As a rule of thumb, I would advise forgetting about the amount 
  recommended for use on the bottle, and if in doubt, "use less". Then, 
  following the oven broiling, you can continue by cutting the ribs 
  apart, and continuing by the recipe. 
   
  Posted by Stephen Ceideberg; October 5 1992.