Categories: Cookies 
      Yield: 1 servings 
  
---------------------------CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS--------------------------- 
    1/2 c  Honey 
    2/3 c  Butter, margarine, or lard 
      1    Egg 
      1 ts Vanilla extract 
           -OR- peppermint extract 
      2 c  Whole wheat flour 
    1/3 c  Cocoa powder 
           Grape-nuts(tm) cereal 
 
--------------------------GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS-------------------------- 
    1/4 c  Honey 
    1/4 c  Molasses 
    2/3 c  Butter or margarine, or lard 
      1    Egg 
  2 1/3 c  Whole wheat flour 
           Ginger, cinnamon, cloves 
           - to taste 
           -(maybe 1/2 tsp each) 
           Grape-nuts(tm) cereal 
 
----------------------------------MIX-INS---------------------------------- 
           Coconut; (tapeworms) 
           Chocolate chips 
           Butterscotch chips 
           Peanut butter chips 
           Spagetti or ramen noodles 
           - cooked - (roundworms) 
           Corn 
           Peanuts 
           "puffy pastel things"; * 
           -find at Chinese restaurants 
  
  *NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam 
  packing pellets-i haven't tried this 
  TO MAKE: 
  icrowave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've 
  been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer 
  cookie) and the molasses, if any.  add the egg, mix well, then mix in all 
  the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. 
  Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough 
  logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- 
  nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with 
  my flaky oven you never know). 
  Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat 
  litter scoop.  i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and 
  scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.  i imagine brown sugar might 
  work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. 
  this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table 
  was already decorated with plastic flies.